Pretend you're in the hunger games being interviewd by caesar
- Caesar: tell me, is there a special guy back home?
- you: no, not really.
- Caesar: I don't believe it for a sec. Look at that face; a pretty lady as you. Tell me.
- you: well, there is this one guy I've had a crush on forever.
- Caesar: I tell you what, you go out there and you win this thing and when you get home he has to go out with you. Right folks ? HAHAHAHA!
- you: Thanks, but I don't think winning is going help me at all.
- Caesar: and why not
- you: because... he is fictional.